Up
close & personal with the Wayfarer of Russia Today
MARTYN
ANDREWS
by Joseph Pedro
My job is fierce, really, it is great. I get paid to
explore the world, says Martyn Andrews while taking
a small sip of his apple martini. With his wrinkle-free
face, pressed jacket, and enthusiastic attitude, he
hardly seems like he has just flown half- way around
the world to New York. It is probably nothing new for
Andrews who touches base in both Moscow and London each
month and jokes that the immigration office is more
like home than his flat. Now, with his own cooking show,
a travel program, and a slew of presenter gigs, Andrews
doesnt show any sign of slowing down.
Andrews is currently a presenter on
the English language, Russian television station RT,
formerly known as Russia Today. Similar to networks
like BBC News, CNN, and Al Jazeera English, RT can be
seen globally and is becoming increasingly dominant
in the worldwide news pool. Rather than acting as a
desk-bound anchor, Andrews hosts a variety of programs
that highlight Russia and the world in a new, intimate,
and funny way.
Among his repertoire, he hosts a cooking
show, A Prime Recipe (despite admitting hes not
a very good cook), and a Moscow culture show called
Moscow Out. His signature show, Wayfarer, takes Andrews
across Russias 11 time zones and into areas that
rarely receive visitors.
As a result, Andrews knows what it is
like to travel across the worlds largest country,
describing it as either cabbage or caviar.
One minute he may be in a private jet with an oligarch
drinking Cristal like it is tap water, and the next,
he could be in the freezing Polar Circle with local
people living in a wigwam. My job has been to
showcase this to the Western audience and to laugh,
cry, be serious, have fun, and sometimes, be political
about it. Russia is probably one of the most unexplored
countries. It is so big, in fact, people, including
Russians, have never heard of many of the places that
he has visited.
Although he may not have expected to
explore vast frontiers, Andrews always knew exactly
what he wanted to do. When I grow up, he
used to tell people, I want to be in musicals
and be a TV host. That is exactly what he ended
up doing. This kind of go-get-it attitude has resonated
with Andrews ever since he was a kid.
Growing up in Liverpool, I was
the male version of Annie, freckly with a big mouth
and always the center of attention, he says nearly
popping off the sofa.
When he was 18, his energy and passion caught the attention
of judges at a regional Shakespeare festival. The first
prize was a presenting gig for a kids spin-off
of the super-popular, BBC religious program, Songs of
Praise. After impressing the audience and the producers,
he was asked back to sing.
With a major presenting appearance under
his belt, Andrews then decided to follow a path in musical
theatre. After attending the prestigious Mountainview
Academy in London, he was cast in Andrew Lloyd Webbers
Starlight Express. I was 21 in this musical, dressed
up like a glittered turkey drag queen on roller skates,
singing in German in the dark, and wearing a 50-kilo
costume. He soon ventured on to other shows, like
Whistle Down the Wind. Eventually, the repetition and
lack of innovation involved in doing a show eight times
a week got the best of him. I wanted to be more
creative. I always liked writing, literature, text,
and as an actor in drama school, I continuously played
with texts, but as an actor in the profession, you just
read someone elses. I found musicals were creatively
stagnant, and singing Whistle Down the Wind became torturous,
he quips.
In search of a more stimulating outlet,
Andrews went to school for journalism and quickly fell
in love with the creative processes of producing. I
loved it. I felt free, artistically free. You can be
creative with your text and camera angles
you can
write, edit, research, it is a whole creative process,
much more fulfilling. He finally found the medium
to nurture his creative side, while fueling his star
quality.
Then came the reality of post-grad life
as a journalist, I did a chat show in the UK,
which bombed, then I did a ghost program, which bombed.
Success eventually came after a move
to New York, and his Russian destiny began to unfurl.
Maybe I was a Tsar in my past life, but everywhere
I go, even on holiday, I make friends with a bunch of
Russians, he jokes. His first encounter with Russian
media came with a job offering from an oligarchs
wife, who he describes as the most dramatic person ever.
She was like the Russian Anna Wintour on crack,
he said with a serious face. Why dont we
do this dangerous diving program and see if you die
around the world in the most dangerous dive sites?
he adds, imitating her voice. After training in Florida
for five months for the program called My Abyss, Andrews
found himself traveling the world. The award-winning
show didnt come without obstacleson one
occasion he nearly died. During a notoriously dangerous
dive in Egypt (where 250 people had died attempting
it), Andrews nearly fell asleep. I was trying
to keep awake, and I was hyperventilating, having a
panic attack in my snorkel. It was two hours of torture.
Through such Russian connections, Andrews
heard about the launch of a new channel based out of
Moscow, and jumped at the chance to interview. Sitting
in front of a group of executives, he flashed his white
smile and made them laugh with his bad Russian and witty
sense of humor. He was soon offered a spot on the channel
as their cultural, travel, and cookery host. His job
in the past five years at RT has given him the position
of a lifetimehe is a modern day explorer, discovering
the world for an international audience.
As the face of Wayfarer, Andrews visits
some truly off-the-grid places and has transformative
experiences. I was in the Polar Circle on the
Northern Peninsula, we flew across the tundra in this
old Soviet helicopter and landed on a peninsula that
is two-and-a-half times the size of France, that nobodys
ever heard of. I was walking with my guide and she turned
back to me and said, Martyn, do you realize that
we are probably the only humans ever to step foot on
where we are walking?
Other experiences have brought Martyn
face to face with a whole different type of isolation.
When filming in Outer Mongolia, he visited a place that
used to be an industrial army base that was closed off
during Soviet Russia. Clashing with this gray, Soviet
military image, the locals were vibrant in every way.
They wore bright pink, green, orange outfits and
they had gold teeth. Hearts of gold and teeth to match,
Andrews reminisces. He spent the afternoon eating local
cuisine and dancing with the Russian housewives.
With
so much screen time, getting recognized in public is
bound to happen. On a flight from Moscow to London,
Andrews was sharing first class with Paris Hilton. When
the plane made a landing at the wrong terminal at Heathrow,
the passengers were required to take a bus to the correct
entrance. After all the economy passengers exited, Paris
and Martyn were asked to leave. I was on my way
out, and there were these two guys at the end of coach,
one of the guys looked up and then looked at his friend,
nods, looked up again, and nods to his friend and then
points and yells, Oh my God its you off
the TV. Both Paris and I pause and freeze. Paris
takes off her sunglasses, but then the guy goes, Youre
Martyn Andrews off Russia Today!
Despite getting recognized at least
once a day, he admits that all his globetrotting can
get lonely. He does have one companion that he never
leaves home without: a stuffed frog named Gilbert who
doubles as his good luck charm and pillow. He
has a big frog face and I confidently sit him in front
of me, even in business class, he says. Andrews
is an entertainer on and off the camera/stage, and when
traveling alone, this can come in handy. He never goes
anywhere without a magic tricka talent he quickly
proves when he makes my pen disappear. He also always
carries a plastic, light-up ice-cube that he puts in
drinks at bars. The gays just flock to it,
he boasts.
When at home in Russia, he doesnt
need an ice cube to get attention in the gay scene.
It is a strong community there. Everyone knows
everybody
its huge.
Andrews remark comes at about
the same time Moscows mayor called a proposed
gay pride march satanic. Despite this comment,
Andrews insists that Moscow is changing, When
everything is new, including food, clothing, Christmas
traditions, or New Years
it just needs time. But,
the gay scene is there, its huge. When all of
my friends come to visit, they are always like, Wow,
Moscow is really gay. Its far, far gayer
than people think. Moscows evolving nightlife
scene has something for everyone including an underground
scene, big clubs, and low-key dive bars. New bars
are opening all the time. Places open and close monthly.
As Andrews past can attest, his
future is unchartedthe way he likes it. No matter
what, Andrews knows that Russia will always be part
of his life. I never want to forget Russia, or
move away from there 100 percent, but I am eager to
do new projects. He hopes that he can use his
experience in Russia to gain new projects on Western
television, especially channels in the UK and America.
His dream show would be to travel around the globe going
to places that most people would never choose for a
holiday. Hed call it Why Would I Want to Go There?
and visit locales like Chernobyl and Siberia.
Still, one must wonder if there is anything
this professional wayfarer cant do. There
is one thing that I am horrendous at. I am not patient.
I am the most not-relaxed person. I could be in Puerto
Rico and after two and a half hours relaxing by the
pool, Im like, Wheres the paragliding?
Wheres the bungee jumping?
[Published:
April, 2010]
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